Monday, May 1, 2023

Protestors Gather to Protest Against Signs


Hundreds of people gathered in the streets over the weekend to protest against signs. Lots of chanting, screaming, and demonstrations were shown to bring attention to their cause. What is their cause? We interviewed a few of the protestors to find out.

"Why are you out here protesting against signs while holding a sign?" we asked.

"How dare you ask me that," one person replied. "I find that extremely offensive."

Another person was asked, "What are some things that could be done to educate the community about the dangers of using a cardboard sign?"

The answer was enlightining. "Like, what do you even, like, even ask me that? If you don't know, then how are you like, they are totally like the worst! There are a million reasons."

We asked for one of those reasons and were told the following. "I can't even, like. The climate, 'cause rights and you can't tell me what to do."

When we pressed the issue further asking for a specific example, one of the protestors stormed off stating, "so, you are like totally discriminating and full of hate toward the anti-signs community."