Nice 2 Mice

Mynews+ recently spoke with Bill, the owner of home located next to a food production factory.

"I have a major mouse infestation," Bill said. "Hundreds of mice are getting into my house every day and the home owners association will not let me use any funds or build a fence because it's against policy. Todd, the leader of the HOA, lives about a mile away from the food factory. He doesn't understand what it's like to deal with this problem first hand. He says a fence isn't necessary and that he would just feed the mice and then let them free into the woods in his backyard promoting the Nice2Mice initiative."

Recently, we at Mynews+ found out that Bill has been delivering about 10 mice a day to Todd's yard to help support Todd's Nice2Mice initiative. We stopped by Todd's house and got chance to speak with him while he was holding a cage with about 5 mice in it.

"I'm going to have to raise everyones HOA fees so that I can deal with the mice invading my home," Todd said shaking his head. "It's absoutely ridiculous the amount of mice I have to deal with every day. It's overwheling. I don't have the resources to deal with 5 mice a day. Bill is just pulling this stunt to get a position on the board of directors for the HOA."

Government Parenting Plan

 

Have you ever received an automated response to a phone call where the “please listen carefully as the options have changed” was not played? Me neither. I guess there are always new or changing options.

Some new options for child education include the ability for you not have to be informed what your child is learning about! You can also decide to just let government schools raise your child how they seem as best. That would be more time for you to do what you want and less time having to be a parent!