Protestors Gather to Protest Against Signs

Hundreds of people gathered in the streets over the weekend to protest against signs. Lots of chanting, screaming, and demonstrations were shown to bring attention to their cause. What is their cause? We interviewed a few of the protestors to find out.

"Why are you out here protesting against signs while holding a sign?" we asked.

"How dare you ask me that," one person replied. "I find that extremely offensive."

Another person was asked, "What are some things that could be done to educate the community about the dangers of using a cardboard sign?"

The answer was enlightining. "Like, what do you even, like, even ask me that? If you don't know, then how are you like, they are totally like the worst! There are a million reasons."

We asked for one of those reasons and were told the following. "I can't even, like. The climate, 'cause rights and you can't tell me what to do."

When we pressed the issue further asking for a specific example, one of the protestors stormed off stating, "so, you are like totally discriminating and full of hate toward the anti-signs community."  

Non-Identified Objects Upset They Are Being Identified

Sources have uncovered some alarming evidence surrounding many of the unidentified objects that have been spotted flying over the United States. Confirmed by a source that will remain unidentified, MyNews+ was able to obtain a recording from one of these objects. What was heard in this clip could send shockwaves through the internet and communities across the country.

"I don't undertand why objects from the UAP community are trying to be identified The entire reason why we exist and have a purpose is because we identify as not being identified. Everyone is trying to find out who we are, why we are here, and where we came from. The idea that someone would try to define who we are and attempt to identify us goes against everything the UAP stands for. In good conscience, we can not accept that you do not accept that we are non-identified. There is no absoulte truth about who we are as there are absoutely no absoulte truths. But one thing is absolutely true - we are coming for you. The invasion is inevitable."

Nice 2 Mice

Mynews+ recently spoke with Bill, the owner of home located next to a food production factory.

"I have a major mouse infestation," Bill said. "Hundreds of mice are getting into my house every day and the home owners association will not let me use any funds or build a fence because it's against policy. Todd, the leader of the HOA, lives about a mile away from the food factory. He doesn't understand what it's like to deal with this problem first hand. He says a fence isn't necessary and that he would just feed the mice and then let them free into the woods in his backyard promoting the Nice2Mice initiative."

Recently, we at Mynews+ found out that Bill has been delivering about 10 mice a day to Todd's yard to help support Todd's Nice2Mice initiative. We stopped by Todd's house and got chance to speak with him while he was holding a cage with about 5 mice in it.

"I'm going to have to raise everyones HOA fees so that I can deal with the mice invading my home," Todd said shaking his head. "It's absoutely ridiculous the amount of mice I have to deal with every day. It's overwheling. I don't have the resources to deal with 5 mice a day. Bill is just pulling this stunt to get a position on the board of directors for the HOA."

Government Parenting Plan

 

Have you ever received an automated response to a phone call where the “please listen carefully as the options have changed” was not played? Me neither. I guess there are always new or changing options.

Some new options for child education include the ability for you not have to be informed what your child is learning about! You can also decide to just let government schools raise your child how they seem as best. That would be more time for you to do what you want and less time having to be a parent!

New Alien Action Movie With No CGI And Real Stunts

 

Tom Cruise & Will Smith are rumored to be collaborating in a top gun/independence day 3 crossover project. The plot will likely involve a new threat, where navy pilots are recruited to pick up invaders and just transport them around the world. 

Will's character considers this to be a slap in the face, but finds a way to add humor to the task at hand. Tom's character ultimately refuses to comply and rebels against the orders finding the plans absurd and impossible for dealing with the threat.

Squirrel DeFence

 

Man who built a squirrel obstacle course in his backyard recently stated that his pet now identifies as a canine and is preparing to enter Fido into an upcoming dog show competition. "Fido should get a chance to compete as well," the man said. "Fido told me that squi/hepup has been training his whole life and it's really sad to see other competitors being so hostile. Squi/hepup really wants to compete. I don't understand the level of hate against squirrels."

Although a decision is yet to be made, one thing is for sure; the other contestants may still be on the fence about this one, but Fido is not (anymore).

Disney+ Home Delivery

Disney has launched a new fleet of trucks to ensure everyone has access to their services. Now, in addition to streaming, they can deliver this content directly to your driveway!